FREE STAYCATION: you (&pooch) can camp at my small hobby farm

offering a free campership to a sane sober person who likes to camp and be out and away but for any number of reasons doesn't have funds, vehicle, or enough time off to get away before summer ends. a mink is after my chickens. Camping -ideally with a dog - in the fruit orchard where the chickens live should be a deterrent. ideally looking for someone who can be continuously camping until after the long week end. please have a home you can return to for showers, etc. there is an outhouse and a limited cooking set up only looking for a clean-brained person. you can pick blackberries while you are here and if you wish leave with a small cash thank you gift for agreed-upon help with raking up fallen fruit, etc. tell me your age, your dog's age and breed, whether you will need to bus to work some or all the days, whether you will want or need parking, etc. i want to know how this might fit you. i will ignore "tell me more" and "is this available"