Impulse bought these thinking I’d suddenly develop a 6-pack and start jogging. Instead, I developed a deep relationship with Uber Eats. So here we are. Selling these ZANEROBE Sureshot Slim Stretch Joggers, brand new with tags, never worn — unless trying them on dramatically in front of a mirror counts. • Size: 29 waist (labelled Large, fits slim) • Slim fit through the leg, elastic cuffs, low rise • Black, sleek, and stylish — perfect for casual streetwear or pretending you do pilates • Retail: $169.95, yours for just $50 • Made from recycled polyester — because being eco-conscious looks hot now Zero damage, 100% vibes. Pickup near Uptown or Hillside. No modeling requests unless you’re tipping.