Paper clip challenge

Started something like one of those paper-clip trade games a while back. Traded some food stamps for some earbuds, the buds for a guitar and amp, the guitar amp for a Teeter, and the Teeter for a Bering Ceramic watch. Barely worn and like new. Not a scratch on it. Hoping to trade up for something of greater value. What have you got that you don't want or need? No cash offers thanks. Just looking for interesting trades.